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She Said No

Finally, a realistic Valentine’s Day jewelry commercial.

lol

Les Miserables

If your life is so bad you could sing about it, it’s probably not that bad.

lol, i know how he feels

“You ALL voted for me, right?!”

lol :-l

Lesson for the day.

Always be sincere. Whether you mean it, or not.

Role reversal.

it calls to me

bare feet + kitchen floor = loud squeals that wake up most of your family

what I do in the holidays

percentage of time spent actually doing something productive: 5%

percentage of time spent doing holiday homework: 4%

percentage of time spent reading a book: 16%

percentage of time spent listening to music: 15%

percentage of time spent sleeping: 60%

percentage of time spent daydreaming: 100%

The average amount of sleep required by the average person is always five minutes more.

fail